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American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935

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“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

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“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”

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“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”

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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”

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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

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“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

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“I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”

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“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

Quoting Groucho Marx

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“A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”

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