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by Jenny Lorenz

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Laughter is an instant vacation."

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In the following you will find a number of funny quotes by comdians like Woody Allen or Groucho Marx, funny quotes by TV-masters like David Lettermann, Jay Leno or Jerry Seinfeld and also quotes by politicians that were not thought to be funny at all but turned out to be in the end...

Looking at the more or less witty sayings that are also included in this article you will notice that even if these sayings turn out to be complete nonsense they make us at least smile for a moment...

If you still did not laugh enough about funny quotes visit the humorous quotes section which is full of jokes, funny one-liners, different funny quotes and more...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone."
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 Tommy Cooper quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
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 Proverb quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

 Earl Wilson quotes

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