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Woody Allen quotes

American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935

Woody Allen quotes

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“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
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“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
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“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”
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“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
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“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
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“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”
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“My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.”
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“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
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“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right”
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“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
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