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American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

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