My Account Help

Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!

Quotations

Famous people:

Authors > Peu Pie > Phyllis Diller

11-20 Quotations of 51

Phyllis Diller quotes

American comedienne and actress, born 1917

Photo $5.99
(92 x 115 in)
Popularity:

“It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core”

Phyllis Diller quote

Similar Quotes. About: Beauty quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

Phyllis Diller quote

Similar Quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.”

Phyllis Diller quote

Add to Chapter...

“My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me”

Phyllis Diller quote

Similar Quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

Phyllis Diller quote

Add to Chapter...

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once”

Phyllis Diller quote

About: Mistakes quotes, Bachelors quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual”

Phyllis Diller quote

Add to Chapter...

“If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies”

Phyllis Diller quote

Similar Quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed”

Phyllis Diller quote

Add to Chapter...

“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”

santiz

Phyllis Diller quote

Similar Quotes.

Add to Chapter...

Submit a New Phyllis Diller quote

<< Phyllis DeMott quotes

Phyllis E. Greenberger quotes >>