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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”
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“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type”
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“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
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“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto”
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“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing”
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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
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“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
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“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you”
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“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag”
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