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“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”

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“What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.”

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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”

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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”

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“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."”

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“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”

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“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”

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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

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“I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.”

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“The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.”

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“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.”

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