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“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."”

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

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“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”

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“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”

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“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.”

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“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”

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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”

Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)

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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

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“Sex is an emotion in motion”

Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)

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