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“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”

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“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

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“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”

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“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type”

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“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”

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“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.”

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“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing”

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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

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“It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core”

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“My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me”

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“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag”

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