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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

 Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI speak two languages, Body and English.

 Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLife is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

 John Lennon quotes (English Singer, Songwriter and Political activist, member of the "Beatles", 1940-1980)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

 Jack Handey quotes (American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSuppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

 Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA line is a dot that went for a walk.
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 Paul Klee quotes (Swiss Artist, 1879-1940)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

 George Gobal quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

 Tom Snyder quotes

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