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Waiter quotes

“Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.”
George S. Kaufman quotes (American Printer, 1889-1961)

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“I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. [On being an actor]”
Jane Fonda quotes (American Actress, b.1937)

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“Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split, and when I interrupt the velvety smoothness of my more or less literate syntax with a few sudden words of bar-room vernacular, that is done with the eyes wide open and the mind relaxed but attentive.”
Raymond Chandler quotes (American Writer, author of detective fiction,1888-1959)

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“It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter”
Don Herold quotes (US cartoonist and humorist, 1889-1966)

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“Half a crown in the bill, if you look at the waiter.”
Charles Dickens quotes (English novelist, generally considered the greatest of the Victorian era, 1812-1870)

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