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“I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.”

Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

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“Watchin' Dan Rather do the news, he looks like he's making a hostage tape. They should have guys in ski masks and AK-47s just standing off to the side...”

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“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”

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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”

Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)

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“All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door”

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“The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke - Glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run”

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“If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country”

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“Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.”

Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

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“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”

Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)

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“Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks.”

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“I dropped acid skiing one time and lost my wallet”

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“Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.”

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