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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus

 Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGod is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat

 Henry Louis Mencken quotes (American humorous Journalist and Critic of American life who influenced US fiction through the 1920s, 1880-1956)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSanta Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

 Victor Borge quotes (Danish born American Comedian and Pianist, 1909-2000)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDemocracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

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