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“A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand”

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“Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.”

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“The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.”
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“The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.”


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“The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.”
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“The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris”
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“Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”

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“Computer programmers do it byte by byte”

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“If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization”

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“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
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“Real Programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.”


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“Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.”

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“Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.”
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“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”

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“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
Bill Bryson quotes (American Writer, b.1946)
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“It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.”
dmg Edsger Dijkstra quotes (Dutch computer Scientist. Turing Award in 1972. 1930-2002)
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