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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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 Kin Hubbard quotes (American Humorist and Writer, 1868-1930)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAsking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

 Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number --just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice. Following is the revised edition of the Decalogue, calculated for this meridian.



Thou shalt no God but me adore:

'Twere too expensive to have more.



No images nor idols make For Robert Ingersoll to break.



Take not God's name in vain; select A time when it will have effect.



Work not on Sabbath days at all, But go to see the teams play ball.



Honor thy parents. That creates For life insurance lower rates.



Kill not, abet not those who kill; Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill.



Kiss not thy neighbor's wife, unless Thine own thy neighbor doth caress



Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete Successfully in business. Cheat.



Bear not false witness --that is low -- But "hear 'tis rumored so and so."



Cover thou naught that thou hast not By hook or crook, or somehow, got. --G.J.

 Ambrose Bierce quotes (American Writer, Journalist and Editor, 1842-1914)
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so

 Stephen Leacock quotes (Canadian humorist, 1869-1944)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteJustice is the insurance which we have on our lives and property. Obedience is the premium which we pay for it.

 William Penn quotes (English Quaker leader and Founder of Pennsylvania, 1644-1718)

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