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“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
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“I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die”
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“The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.”

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“Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.”
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“God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.”
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“I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.”
Sophia Loren quotes (Italian film Actress, b.1934)
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“You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.”
Ann Landers quotes (American Advice columnist, 1918-2002)
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“You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.”
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“GREAT, adj. "I'm great," the Lion said --"I reign The monarch of the wood and plain!" The Elephant replied: "I'm great -- No quadruped can match my weight!" "I'm great --no animal has half So long a neck!" said the Giraffe. "I'm great," the Kangaroo said --"see My femoral muscularity!" The 'Possum said: "I'm great --behold, My tail is lithe and bald and cold!" An Oyster fried was understood To say: "I'm great because I'm good!" Each reckons greatness to consist In that in which he heads the list, And Vierick thinks he tops his class Because he is the greatest ass. --Arion Spurl Doke”
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