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“If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts”

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“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
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“In the end, everything is a gag.”
Charlie Chaplin quotes (British Comedian, Producer, Writer, Film Director and Composer who is widely regarded as the greatest comic artist of the screen and one of the most important figures in motion picture history, 1889-1977)
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“If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.”
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“I was well acquainted with the gag that if you looked like your passport picture, you needed a trip. I was unprepared for the preponderance of thuglike pictures which I found in the course of processing passports.”
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“Don't gag people with welfare, they'll never make an effort.”


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“An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall”
Oscar Levant quotes (American Actor, Pianist and Composer. 1906-1972)

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“Gags die, humor doesn't”
Jack Benny quotes (American Entertainer whose unusual comedic method and expert timing made him a legendary success in US radio and television for more than 30 years. 1894-1974)
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“But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography.”
John Updike quotes (American writer, b.1932)
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“Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. quotes (American Writer, b.1922)
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“Through desire, people are cast into the womb and reborn. Through desire, they taste the sweet and sour flavors. Bound by desire, they are led on, beaten and struck on their faces and mouths. Bound and gagged and assaulted by evil, they are released only through the Name, through the Guru's Teachings.”
Sri Guru Granth Sahib quotes

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“Those who have not served the True Guru - why did they even bother to come into the world? They are bound and gagged and beaten at Death's door, but no one hears their shrieks and cries.”
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“Your breath comes to its end, O my merchant friend, and your shoulders are weighed down by the tyrant of old age. Not one iota of virtue came into you, O my merchant friend; bound and gagged by evil, you are driven along.”
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“Bound and gagged at Death's Door, One is cruelly beaten, and punished in the Court of the Lord”
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“Without the True One, the false ones are bound and gagged and driven off.”
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“O Nanak, she commits sins for their sake; she shall go, bound and gagged, to the City of Death.”
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