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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...





...and you finish off as an orgasm.
 Mehgan

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteClouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.

 Rabindranath Tagore quotes (Indian Poet, Playwright and Essayist, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1913, 1861-1941)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.

 Muhammad Ali quotes (American Boxer and Activist, b.1942)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHow sweet to be a Cloud Floating in the Blue!

 A. A. Hodge quotes (American Biographer, one of the Princeton greats, son of protestant theologian Charles Hodge, 1823-1886)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteClimbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.

 Edward Abbey quotes (American Writer whose works, set primarily in the southwestern United States, reflect an uncompromising environmentalist philosophy. 1927-1989)

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