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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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 Monty Python quotes (Creators and stars of the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus.)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHe couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner

 Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMy philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

 Jenny Mccarthy quotes (American Actress, b.1972)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteJerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
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 Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThough I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.

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