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“I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.”
Fred Shero quotes

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“You can't aim a duck to death.”
Beverly Sills quotes ( . b.1929)

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“Like a duck out of water”
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“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
unsexypenguin Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.”
James Whitcomb Riley quotes

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“And who so happy,- O who, / As the Duck and the Kangaroo?”
Edward Lear quotes (English landscape Painter and Writer of an original kind of nonsense verse. The popularizer of the limerick. 1812-1888)

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“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Writer, b.1947)

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“If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.”
dmg Mark Twain quotes (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)
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duck synonyms: circumvent, dip, dipping, dips, dodge, dodged, dodges, elude, evade, evaded, evading, fudge, hedge, hedges, put off, skirt, skirted, skirts.

See also: ducked, ducking, ducks.

Quotes by: Duck Rogers.

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