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“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr quotes (American Host. b.1952,Salt Lake City, Utah, USA)

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“One almost expects [one of the players] to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to read the greens.”
Peter Alfano quotes

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“Take me out to the ball game Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks I don't care if I never come back We will root, root root for the home team If they don't win it's a shame For it's one, two, three strikes you're out At th”
Jack Norworth quotes

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“We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.”
Josh Hartnett quotes

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“Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.”
santiz Scott Roeben quotes

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“But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter.”
William Tecumseh Sherman quotes (American Civil War General and a major architect of modern warfare. 1820-1891)

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crackers synonyms: balmy, bats, buggy, cracked, daft, dotty, fruity, haywire, loonies, loony, nuts, nutty, wacky, whacky.

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