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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music”
Gareth Owen quotes
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“The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.”
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“Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive”

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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable”
Leslie Lamport quotes
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“Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life.”
Bill Clinton quotes (American 42nd US President (1993-2001), b.1946)
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“We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins”
Ellen Ullman quotes
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“What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside”
Robert Cringely quotes
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