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“I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, fck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate* is proof of guilt.”
themuzikchid George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit”

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“I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.”
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“No birth certificate is issued when a friendship is born.”

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“We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.”
David Letterman quotes (American television Host and Comedian. He hosts "Late Night with David Letterman". b.1947)
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“For our anniversary, I had a certificate drawn up that states I can never leave Angelina for eternity. It has the seal of the great state of Louisiana on it. I signed it in my own blood with a paintbrush.”
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“No birth certificate is issued when a friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged without any effort on your part. It's like”


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“A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she gives no response, it should not take place. The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.”
Margaret Sanger quotes (American Founder of the birth control movement in the United States and an international leader in the field. 1879-1966)
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