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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteShe's a perfect person, I hate the bitch.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe exclusive worship of the bitch-goddess Success is our national disease.

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