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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBEN: You lucky, lucky bastard.

BRIAN: What?

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?

BRIAN: What do you mean?

BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?

BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!

BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang

awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!

BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be

put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.

BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!

BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me

the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--

BRIAN: All right. All right.

BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

BRIAN: What will they do to me?

BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

BRIAN: Crucifixion?!

BEN: Yeah, first offence.

BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--

BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.

BRIAN: What?!

BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a

right bloody mess.

BRIAN: Guards!

BEN: Nail him up, I say!
 mojomonkey77

 Monty Python quotes (Creators and stars of the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus.)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI felt like a bastard at a family reunion

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt is possible for one never to transgress a single law and still be a bastard.
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 Hermann Hesse quotes (German born Swiss Novelist and Poet. Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1946, 1877-1962)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe bastard! He doesn't exist!

 Samuel Beckett quotes (Irish Writer, He is best known for his play Waiting for Godot (1952). Won the Noble Prize Literature (1969). 1906-1989)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.

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