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“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper quotes
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“A manager is an assistant to his men.”
Thomas J. Watson quotes (American Entrepreneur and Founder of IBM , 1874-1956)

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“Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.”
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“Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”
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“I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. [On being an actor]”
Jane Fonda quotes (American Actress, b.1937)

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“Keanu thought he was Bill and I thought I was Ted. Then the assistant came out, and it was the opposite. Keanu just went gray, I said, "What's wrong?" 'And he said "I really wanted to be Bill”
sharon44 Alex Winter quotes (English Actor (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), b.1965)

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“All of you are assistant mothers and fathers. That is an awesome responsibility.”


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“Peter Utley, the newspaper's obituary editor cheerfully checked with Primrose Palmer, his assistant, on the day's soul traffic. The late archbishop from New Zealand sounded promising, it was agreed, but then again it was lunch time, and who knew what had been happening in some now-ending life.”
Francis X. Clines quotes

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“I hate shopping. If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me. I hate shopping!”


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“Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.”
Billy Bob Thornton quotes

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