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Aspirin quotes

“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

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“Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.”
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“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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“America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks”
John Barrymore quotes (American stage and film Actor. 1882-1942)
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“If men were equally at risk from this condition -- if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains -- then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.”
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“Take two aspirin and call me in the morning”


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“When you can't take it anymore, take an aspirin.”


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“Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.”
Gore Vidal quotes (American novelist and essayist b.1925)
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