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American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946

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“There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink it.”
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“I like children - fried.”
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“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
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“I drink therefore I am.”
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“I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)”
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“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”
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“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
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“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”
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“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
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“I must have a drink of breakfast.”
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