“Charlotte: So how are you? Carrie: I'm good. How are you? Charlotte: Great. Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me. Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon. Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?”
“Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse? Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.”
“Charlotte: Is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges? Carrie: Charlotte, it's a death trap. We're just going to strap a pillow around the kid and hope for the best.”
“Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic! Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.”