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American Comedian, 1921-2004

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”

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