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US magician and comedy writer, b. 1927
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.”

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