“I understand that people don't want to smoke. Fine. Don't smoke. You don't want to go into a restaurant where there's [smoking], don't go in there. But don't impose your will - the will of a few - on the lives of many.”
“If you don't play, then don't pick up a paycheck. Competition is why you play the game. I understand they've already reached some goals. That's all good. But if you can make history, take a shot at it.”
“I was impressed with what I saw last year, ... He had a couple of big games. One of them was against Notre Dame. He's a good player, and I'm sure they're going to build the offense around him.”
“During the big game, the pressure to win is always intense in the locker room. And, the thing is, not only does the team feel the pressure, but the fans and their bathrooms do, too. See, during halftime, so many johns are flushed, they go into overtime mode. All that water pressure can cause serious clogs so, it's important to prepare!”
