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You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
”
on being challenged to use the word Horticulture in a sentence.
Dorothy Parker quotes
(
American
short-story
Writer
and
Poet
,
1893
-
1967
)
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Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work while she was on her honeymoon]
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
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If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.
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