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“You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“It's funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them”

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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes of their time each day.”
M. Grundler quotes
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“Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.”
Pablo Picasso quotes (Spanish Artist and Painter. 1881-1973)
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“A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with the snapshots of his kids.”

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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them.”
Richard L. Evans quotes
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