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“Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.”
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“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
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“Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, "How good or how bad am I?" That's where courage comes in.”
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“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.”
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“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”
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“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
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“The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop?”
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“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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