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“Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly -- a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.”
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“Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.”
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“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian”
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
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“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
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“We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.”
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“I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one”
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
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“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
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“I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way”
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