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“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
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“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
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“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”
Charles Pierce quotes (American Musical Actor and Comedian, famous for his female impersonations 1926-1999)
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“Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”
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“I don't think homosexuality is a choice. Society forces you to think it's a choice, but in fact, it's in one's nature. The choice is whether one expresses one's nature truthfully or spends the rest of one's life lying about it.”
Marlo Thomas quotes (American Actress, b.1937)
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“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
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“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
Yakov Smirnoff quotes (Russian born American Comedian. b.1951)
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“We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.”
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“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
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“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.”
Elton John quotes (British singer, composer, and pianist, b.1947)
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“If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.”
EvolveToAnarchy Jon Stewart quotes (American Comedian and Actor, b.1962)
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