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“While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."”
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“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be”

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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)
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“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
Benny Hill quotes (English Comedian and Humorist, 1924-1992)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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