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“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
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“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
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“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”
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“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
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“I deal with temptation by yielding to it”
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“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
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“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
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