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“When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
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“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
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“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”
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“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him”

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“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
Bob Hope quotes (English born American Actor and Comedian, 1903-2003)
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“If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.”

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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
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