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“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day”
Phyllis Diller quotes (American comedienne and actress, born 1917)

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“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.”
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“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day”
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“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.”

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“One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present”

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“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present”

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“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.”
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“Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.”
Benny Hill quotes (English Comedian and Humorist, 1924-1992)
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“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
Rosva Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)
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