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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteToo bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteConsider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

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