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“They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!”
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“In a letter to "Dear Abby" a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. Her suggestion - 'You could move.'”
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“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”
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“God did not create gays and lesbians so He could have something to hate!.”
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“Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"”
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“If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic";”
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“The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.”
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“You will one day be so proud of all your children, don't impede their progress now by pretending that being gay is a crime or a disease or 'a rebellious act'. It isn't. It's just like being born with red hair or dimples. They are what they are.”
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“From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.”
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“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.”
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“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
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