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“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.”
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“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”
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“Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!”
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“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
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“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
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“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
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