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“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”
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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
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“I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.”
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“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”
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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
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“There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.”
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“Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does”
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