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“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.”
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“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something”
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“If you're going to America, bring your own food.”
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“Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"”
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“Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.”
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“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
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“Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.”
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“Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.”
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“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”
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“You're only has good as your last haircut.”
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“Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type”
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