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“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
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“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
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“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
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“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.”
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“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
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