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“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
James Thurber quotes (American Writer, 1894-1961)
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“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle”
Heinrich Heine quotes (German Poet and Writer, 1797-1856)
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“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance”
Tim Allen quotes (American Actor and Comedian, b.1953)
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza”

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“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld quotes (French classical author, leading exponent of the Maxime, 1613-1680)
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