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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
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“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
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“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think”
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“The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
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“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?”
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“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands”
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“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”
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