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The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business
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Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read
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The most important thing in art is the frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a "box" around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own
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Do we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.''
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
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